6 April to 28 May 2002

  6 April: "He was always very public spirited..."
  7 April: "Strange way to get about..."
  8 April: "I hear she's scared of heights..."
  9 April: "I can't stand his vanity..."
10 April: "I hope you're not going to make a habit of this..."
11 April: "He likes to say 'thank you' with a smile..."
12 April: "I hear he's too mean to buy dental floss..."
13 April: "Earthman is not much to look at but..."
14 April: "Their method is unorthodox but..."
15 April: "He does that whenever a patient wants to..."
16 April: "He's a glutton for work - never stops for..."
17 April: "He likes patients to be entertained..."
18 April: "He's terribly proud of his new work tunic..."
19 April: "I'm not too happy with the way she..."
20 April: "The partnership have always insisted on..."
21 April: "He's over consciencious - He insists on..."
22 April: "He's too mean to invest in a decent..."
23 April: "Henry, can't you ever forget your work?..."
24 April: "Jump on the scales - you'll be delighted..."
25 April: "He feels the cold dreadfully but patients..."
26 April: "He very proud of the progress he's made..."
27 April: "I know you don't wish to look scared but..."
28 April: "Sorry if I seem a shade clumsy..."
29 April: "And why were you dismissed from..."
30 April: "He can be tough on patients who don't..."
  1 May:  "He likes to make patients feel important..."
  2 May:  "If you ask me, he's over confident..."
  3 May:  "His method for toothache may be..."
  4 May:  "I've never known him spend an idle..."
  5 May:  "His wife spoils him rotten with her..."
  6 May:  "He likes to make pay day fun..."
  7 May:  "We're a happy partnership Benton..."
  8 May:  "He's always had a keen interest in..."
  9 May:  "His dentures keep slipping..."
10 May:  "He refused to come but I thought..."
11 May:  "He takes great pride in surgery..."
12 May:  "He likes to make visits fun..."
13 May:  "I wish he'd allow patients to do their..."
14 May:  "I'll say this for matron - she always..."
15 May:  "To give your dentures the ultimate test..."
16 May:  "Rent a visitor £1.50 per hour..."
17 May:  "My distrust of people begain when I..."
18 May:  "I've been so busy I've hardly time to..."
19 May:  "Talk about vain - always looking in his..."
20 May:  "Try something more challenging than..."
21 May:  "He likes to amuse patients while..."
22 May:  "He likes to cheer up his patients..."
23 May:  "Your tongue is pretty rough - hang..."
24 May:  "He's just mad on practical jokes..."
25 May:  "That was quite a day..."
26 May:  "Perhaps you'd like me to answer..."
27 May:  "He likes to be constantly assured..."
28 May:  "Excuse me, could I tie this round your waist?..."

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